Hero in the kitchen

[Instrumental solo intro] [Verse] Kirk Kirk You're fearless and bold Ask a million questions It never gets old Refined like Ellie Goulding, 'cept with a beard. But clueless at moulding When you step in a kitchen You light up the fire Cooking up a storm Eyes wide, filled with desire [Verse 2] You chop! You dice! You sauté with flair! No dish too difficult, for you to prepare You whip up magic with your cookin' skills A hero in the kitchen Giving everyone chills [Chorus] Hero in the kitchen Leaving taste buds itchin' A culinary super-star A Master of flavors Thats what you are. Kirk Kirk You're a hero in the kitchen Cooking up greatness A pot noodle supper? Heh! No need to berate us! [Verse 3] Cooking it up in the kitchen, a culinary beast, Exploring flavors worldwide, he'll make us a feast, From Bangkok to Beirut, up on his feet, Learning recipes, absorbing the knowledge, Trimmed to perfection with a beard so neat. In a cavern of spices, he's a culinary miner, Mixing cultures on my plate, my meals couldn't be finer, From Indian curry to Italian pasta, Turning tradition into something new, he's a master. [Verse 4] Travel 'cross the globe, searching for that next bite, Sampling cuisines, exploring culinary delights, From street food to fine dining, on a gastronomic flight, Not just eating food, but experiencing the cultures, It's all just an excuse... to grab a bite. [Stop music] James, can't you stop talking shite?