Big Ol' Bazooka

[Verse 1] I needed to study for my midterm exam. So I went to the library, and I started to cram. I was in desperate need of that peace and quiet. But then some frat bros came along and started a riot. So what did I do? I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA! And everyone agreed to keep their mouth shut. I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA! Now I can finally learn all about King Tut. [Verse 2] I was invited to a party by my friend Bryce. He said "It's gonna be real formal so wear something nice" Thought my suit was nice enough until I saw that... Everyone else had a monocle and a top hat. So what did I do? I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA! I destroyed everyone's clothes until they were all bare. I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA! All of a sudden, I'm the best dressed there. [Verse 3] I was walking down the street one afternoon. When I saw a kid standing with a balloon. At one point, his hand started to slip. The balloon flew away once it left his grip. So what did I do? I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!