All Suspects Are Innocent Until Proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos

[Verse] Back to the cosmos, courtroom of confusion, Galactic gypsy eternally cruisin', Planets orbit round the witness stand, Stars the jury in this cosmic land. [Verse 2] Nebula judge, robe of stardust, Lawyers argue in zero-grav thrust, Chaos the gavel, asteroids the chains, Discordian innocence, Earthly insane. [Chorus] Innocent ‘til proven Discordian, shout, Order in this court, uh, what’s that about? Chaos reigns in cosmic collusion, Every suspect's state an illusion. [Verse 3] Quasar bailiff, keeping order fine, Evidence presented in relativistic time, Wormholes whisper, testimonies sing, Quantum uncertainty in everything. [Bridge] Unified theory, laugh in strands, Multiverse laws hard to understand, Scrutinize the supernova's glow, Discordian truth, only gods know. [Verse 4] Black hole jury deliberates in spin, Galactic truth, reality thin, Judge of stardust, verdicts they bring… Chaos and order in celestial swing.