Whimsyville Rock

(Verse 1) In a town where chickens strut and cows do ballet, There's a tale that's as tall as the Milky Way. Where the moon's a disco ball, stars twirl in glee, And the mayor's a cat who thinks he's a tree. Down the street, there's a café where spiders serve tea, And the waitress is a ghost named Mildred McGee. She'll float on over with a cackle and a grin, Saying, "Welcome, dearie, won't you come on in?" (Chorus) Oh, it's a crazy kind of town, where pigs fly high, And the fish in the sea sing a lullaby. With a laugh in the air and a smile so wide, In this wacky world, let's take a ride! (Verse 2) On the hill by the lake, there's a mansion so grand, Where the ghosts throw parties and they're always in demand. With a poltergeist band and a vampire DJ, They'll dance till the dawn, then fade away. On the corner there's a cat who raps, And a dog with a guitar who never takes naps. The birds in the trees, they sing harmony, To the beat of the street where the laughter runs free. (Chorus) Oh, it's a crazy kind of town, where donkeys dance, And the ants in the park wear designer pants. With a wink and a nod, and a twist of fate, In this zany place, let's celebrate! (Verse 3) There's a rumor 'round here 'bout a dog who can talk, And a squirrel who paints with a feather and chalk. But don't you dare blink, or you'll miss the show, In this loony land where anything goes! There's a party in the park with the aliens from Mars, And the unicorns play electric guitars. The mermaids splash around in the fountain of fun, And the centaurs line dance when the day is done. (Chorus) Oh, it's a crazy kind of town, where llamas sing, And the robots in the street do the robot thing. With a shake and a shimmy, and a whole lot of fun, In this nutty place, we're all number one!