Sluggin' in the Garden

[Verse] Sluggin' in the garden late at night Slimy trails glimmer under moonlight Little critters movin' in the dirt Destruction and chaos they flirt [Verse 2] Plants all tattered chewed and torn Garden's like a battlefield born Green leaves shakin' in the breeze Slug army bringin' me to my knees [Chorus] Slug massacre in my backyard Wagein' war it's kinda hard Try to save my peas and beans From those slimy evil fiends [Verse 3] Beer traps and salt on standby Plants screamin' wantin' to cry Row by row the slugs gotta go Caught 'em slippin' now puttin' on a show [Bridge] Night falls dark and they crawl out But I stand tall gonna shout In my garden I rule the night Slug massacre won't give up the fight [Verse 4] Morning comes bodies on the ground Quiet now no more sound Plant survivors breathe in relief Slug massacre brought to grief