Lyrics
[Live concert noises]
[Dramatic Announcer] "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the main event of the evening! In the red corner, the electrifying force of nature, 'The Wet Circuit!'"
[Crowd cheering]
[Wild Applause]
[Dramatic Announcer] "And in the blue corner, He's just over 5 feet tall and weighing 275 pounds, the relentless, the fearsome, Tony the Troll"
[Crowd Hiss] [Crowd Boo]
[Bell Sounds]
[Referee] "Alright, I want a good, clean fight. Touch gloves and come out swinging!"
[Female] "Tony, you're about to get short-circuited! This ring isn't big enough for the both of us!"
[Villain, Male] "Hah! You think you can take me down? You're nothing but a drip in the ocean, Wet Circuit!"
[Female] "Talk all you want, Troll, but when the voltage hits, you'll be wishing you stayed under that bridge!"
[Excited, Commentator] ... Wet is delivering a series of punches. Tony the Troll trys with a heavy body slam...
but seems his keyboard warrior days have taken away from his athleticism!
[Female] "Is that all you got? Time to reveal my true power! You're in my territory now!"
[Villain, Male] "You call that power? Let me show you what real power feels like!"
[Excited, Commentator] Wet has just delivered a thunderous clothesline! Tony is not just out of clean clothes, he's down hard in his parents basement just like he's is down hard on the ground right now!
[Crowd Roar], [Crowd Cheer]
[Villain, Male] (oooof) "Ugh, you just got lucky! This isn't over!"
[Female] "Luck has nothing to do with it, Troll! It's all about timing, skill and precision! THINGS YOU LACK!"
[Excited, Commentator] The troll is struggling to his feet, will he attempt a surprise attack? No! Wet Circuit ducks and counters with a lightning-fast spinning kick!!
Tony has gone crashing into the ropes!
[Villain, Male] No it can't be! Is that the the final circuit breaker?!"
[Excited, Commentator] It's her signature move, the 'Circuit Breaker' Time-out powerbomb.
[Crowd Chanting] "Wet Circuit! (Wet Circuit!) ((powerbomb!)) Wet Circuit! (Wet Circuit!) ((powerbomb!)
[Shouting, Referee] "One! Two! Three!"
[Bell Sounds]
[Announcer, Sports Announcement] "And the winner, by pinfall, The Wet Circuit!"
[Female] "That's right, baby! Tony the Troll just got washed away by the power of the Wet Circuit! Who's next?"
[Villain, Male] "This isn't over, Wet Circuit. I'll be back, stronger than ever!"
[Female] "Bring it on, Troll. Anytime, anywhere, anyplace...!"
