Screen Reader Blues

[Verse 1] Digital guardian, my protective knight, Why block the tools that guide my sight? A false alarm, a code-red scare, Blocking my update, oh software snare! [Pre-Chorus] Every click, you're watching over me, Supposed to safeguard my digital spree. Yet here we stand, at odds, my friend, On this binary battlefield, will there be an end? [Chorus] Oh, false positive, you’re killing me, Supposed to help, not hinder, can’t you see? I need my JAWS, to navigate my screen, Not this lockdown, quarantine extreme! [Verse 2] Updates waiting, but you say "No go," My screen reader's old, the progress slow. A friendly file, you see as foe, Antivirus, please, let my software flow! [Pre-Chorus] Every click, you're watching over me, Supposed to safeguard my digital spree. Yet here we stand, at odds, my friend, On this binary battlefield, will there be an end? [Chorus] Oh, false positive, you’re killing me, Supposed to help, not hinder, can’t you see? I need my JAWS, to navigate my screen, Not this lockdown, quarantine extreme! [Bridge] Bytes and bits in disarray, In this cyber tug-of-war we play. Lift the siege, set the pathway clear, I command thee, let the updates near! [Bridge] Bytes and bits in disarray, In this cyber tug-of-war we play. Lift the siege, set the pathway clear, I command thee, let the updates near! [plaintive chorus] Oh, false positive, you’re killing me, Supposed to help, not hinder, can’t you see? I need my JAWS, to navigate my screen, Not this lockdown, quarantine extreme! [outro]