Jerry's Theme

[Funny catchy intro] [Verse 1] Well, folks, did you hear? It's a doggone riot, A chicken in the city taking up a diet, The mayor's pet goldfish just learned how to tweet, And there's a squirrel on Main Street dancing to the beat! [Pre-Chorus] You won't believe it, but I swear it's true, The world’s gone wacky, and I’ve got the scoop for you! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Verse 2] Now gather 'round, folks, for a tale so bizarre, A cow on a skateboard shredding real hard, A penguin in a tux who just won a race, And a turtle playing poker with a poker face! [Pre-Chorus] Don’t adjust your set, you heard it right, I'm here to bring the madness to your screen tonight! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Funny catchy interlude] [Verse 3] Breaking news! There’s a llama on a jet ski, Cruising down the river like it’s on TV, An ostrich with a briefcase, heading to court, And a monkey in a suit giving weather reports! [Pre-Chorus] No story’s too wild, no news is too strange, I'm here to make you laugh, and keep you entertained! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Verse 4] Just in, folks, you won’t believe your ears, A pig in the city facing all its fears, It climbed the Empire State, waving from the top, And a kangaroo just opened up a pizza shop! [Pre-Chorus] It's all true, folks, I swear on my mic, The news is absurd, but it’s what you like! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Outro] So when the world gets weird, just give me a call, I'll bring you the stories that out-weird them all, I'm Jerry, your guy for the news that’s wild and spry, Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Outro 10 seconds] [End] [Verse 2] Now gather 'round, folks, for a tale so bizarre, A cow on a skateboard shredding real hard, A penguin in a tux who just won a race, And a turtle playing poker with a poker face! [Pre-Chorus] Don’t adjust your set, you heard it right, I'm here to bring the madness to your screen tonight! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Funny catchy interlude] [Verse 3] Breaking news! There’s a llama on a jet ski, Cruising down the river like it’s on TV, An ostrich with a briefcase, heading to court, And a monkey in a suit giving weather reports! [Pre-Chorus] No story’s too wild, no news is too strange, I'm here to make you laugh, and keep you entertained! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Verse 4] Just in, folks, you won’t believe your ears, A pig in the city facing all its fears, It climbed the Empire State, waving from the top, And a kangaroo just opened up a pizza shop! [Pre-Chorus] It's all true, folks, I swear on my mic, The news is absurd, but it’s what you like! [Chorus] I'm Jerry, and you know me! Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be, From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive, Tune in every night for the wildest ride! Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Outro] So when the world gets weird, just give me a call, I'll bring you the stories that out-weird them all, I'm Jerry, your guy for the news that’s wild and spry, Yeah! Jerry the News Guy! [Outro 10 seconds] [End]