The Paradox of Choice

[catchy orchestra intro] (Verse 1) Woke up this mornin', phone's already ringin' Brain feels fuzzy, emails keep on clingin' Open the fridge, light's out, can't see a thing Leftover pizza or last night's mystery clingin'? (Chorus) Too many choices got me feelin' blue Gotta pick breakfast, gotta choose what to do Cereal? Boring! Peanut butter and cream? Wait, where'd the waffle iron go? Lost in a dream? (Verse 2) Clothes crisis! Jeans or that polka-dot dress? But the zipper's busted, sweatpants, I confess! Gotta pick a movie, gotta watch somethin' play Action or love story? Cheese-makin' all day? (Chorus) Too many choices got my head in a spin Gotta pick a movie, gotta let the fun begin Should I learn cheese magic or watch somethin' blow up? This endless decidin' fills my cup with a frown-up! (Bridge) Is this the future, buried in so much stuff? Maybe a toga, livin' life rough and tough? Nah, too much effort! Flip a coin, here we go Heads for pizza, tails for cereal, a show! (Wait, where'd the coin go? Did it join a secret show?) (Chorus) Too many choices, gotta laugh or I'll cry Pick a path, any path, just point me to the sky Don't need perfection, just somethin' that feels good Maybe sing karaoke 'til the neighborhood wakes up from its wood! (Outro) Less choices, more laughs, that's my brand new plan Embrace the crazy, be free, woman or man!