Victor's International Slumber

[Verse] In a bar in Dublin, with a pint of Guinness black, Victor's head hit the table, and he ain't coming back, In Paris by the Seine, with a wine glass in his hand, He passed out on the cobblestones, the man just couldn't stand. [Chorus] Oh, Victor's been to every land, he's seen it far and wide, From Tokyo to Timbuktu, he takes a drunken ride, There's stories to be told, of times he hit the floor, Victor's passed out drunk in every country, and he'll do it more. [Verse 2] In a cozy Swiss chalet, with some fondue and some schnapps, Victor found a comfy rug and peacefully he flops, In Rio de Janeiro, with a caipirinha's cheer, He dozed off 'neath the palm trees, dreaming of next year. [Chorus] Oh, Victor's been to every land, he's seen it far and wide, From Tokyo to Timbuktu, he takes a drunken ride, There's stories to be told, of times he hit the floor, Victor's passed out drunk in every country, and he'll do it more. [Verse 3] Down under in Australia, sippin' on some lager cold, He toppled on a kangaroo, there’s stories to be told. In Moscow’s icy winter, with a vodka in his grip, Victor found a frozen patch, and took a little dip. [Chorus] Oh, Victor's been to every land, he's seen it far and wide, From Tokyo to Timbuktu, he takes a drunken ride, There's stories to be told, of times he hit the floor, Victor's passed out drunk in every country, and he'll do it more.