The Procrastination Game

[intro: intriguing guitar intro ] Verse 1: Bought a planner, gonna get organized (Yeah!) Forgot where I put it, now it's disguised Set ten alarms, gonna wake up early (Beep beep!) Snoozed 'em all, brain said "Five more minutes, clearly" Chorus: My brain's playin' tricks on me (Oh no!) Procrastination's my enemy (Help!) Try to focus, but then I see A squirrel! Wait, what was I doing? Gee! Verse 2: Downloaded apps to block distractions (Smart move!) Brain found cat videos, there goes my actions Told my friends to hide my phone (Good plan!) Remembered I have a laptop, productivity's gone (Repeat Chorus) Verse 3: Stuck post-its everywhere, reminders galore (Look at me go!) Brain said "Pretty colors" and ignored what they're for Promised myself rewards for tasks complete (Treat yo'self!) Gave up, ate the snacks, back in my seat Bridge: My brain's like: "YouTube's educational, that counts as study" "Organizing your desk is basically like doing work, buddy" "You need rest to be productive, take another nap" "Scrolling Instagram? That's networking, it's no trap!" (Repeat Chorus) Verse 4: Tried the Pomodoro, 25-minute sprint (Tick tock!) Brain said "Let's check the timer" every single minute Made a vision board, goals in sight (Dream big!) Brain used it for daydreaming, productivity's light Outro: Maybe I'll beat procrastination someday (Sure...) But my brain says "Why not start next Monday?" [end: intriguing guitar ending ]]