Ministry of Rhymes

minimalistic production with syncopated rhythms and layered synths, uk grime, grime, punchy beats

September 24th, 2025sunov5

Lyrics

[Verse] I’m not dead yet but I’m feelin' kinda flat Bring out your dead They said I said What’s that I’ll bite your legs off if you try to step back A scratch? No mate It’s a full-blown attack [Chorus] Spam spam I’m the man with the jam Silly walks Yeah I strut where I am Run away Run away That’s the plan It’s just a flesh wound Fam [Verse 2] Your mother was a hamster Your dad smelt of elderflower I’m a knight of the round Got jokes for hours I fart in your general direction Feel the power What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow shower? [Prechorus] We’re the knights who say Ni We chop the beat like a shrubbery It’s absurd but you’ll agree That’s UK grime That’s comedy [Chorus] Spam spam I’m the man with the jam Silly walks Yeah I strut where I am Run away Run away That’s the plan It’s just a flesh wound Fam [Bridge] I’m the messiah No I’m just a very naughty boy Grime with a twist Yeah I bring the joy I build a castle in the swamp It sank Oy Bring me a shrubbery or deploy the decoy

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