The Squirrel and My Nuts

[Verse] A squirrel stole my nuts, oh what a lark, He darted through the park with a cheeky spark. I chased him 'round the oak, but to no surprise, He vanished so quick right before my eyes. [Verse 2] He nibbled on my stash, left me bereft, Dancing through the autumn leaves, so deft. With a swish of his tail, he made me grin, They say love's a gamble, but he played to win. [Chorus] Oh, that squirrel with the nuts, oh how he mocks, Skipping down the branches, leaving me in shock. In this 1930s jazz, so smooth, so sly, He stole my nuts and waved a sweet goodbye. [Verse 3] Underneath the moonlight, where shadows grow, I ponder my losses in the evening’s glow. His scamper, a rhythm, a beat so fine, A jazzy mischief in the autumn’s wine. [Bridge] Oh, life has its whims, its snags, and quirks, But that furry little thief, oh how he works. We both play our parts in this grand ballet, In the melody of life, he had his say. [Verse 4] Now every night I venture to that spot, Watching for the one who caused my plot. With dreams of jiving cadence in the air, The squirrel and my nuts, a pair so rare.