Mum's Phantom Fart

[Verse] In the kitchen mum's cookin', pot a-brewin' Suddenly a stank wave, what she doin'? Pungent whiff lingerin' air, paranormal Mum's fart creepin' round, ain't normal [Verse 2] Tried the Febreze, no luck this time Room freshener dead, mum's crime sublime Like a ghost of dinners past, apocalypse gassy Movin' through the house, ghoul so sassy [Chorus] Mum's fart, it won't go away Hauntin' our noses every day Turn on the fan, but it ain't movin' This funky specter never been provin' [Verse 3] Dad's sittin' couch-bound, nose in distress Shout, what ya eat? We need to confess Grandma's casserole, chili concoction Left us in this spooky olfactory auction [Bridge] Day to night, ain't no escape Mum's phantom fart sealin' our fate Neighbors comin' by, sniffin' in dismay Rumor mill churnin', what you got to say? [Verse 4] Windows wide open, storm a-brewin' Foul air racin', mum’s rule ensuin' Aromas of despair, cheese in the air Mom’s legacy livin' without a care