Bigger and Bigger (Weight Loss Gone Wild)

ohhhhhhoooooohhhooo Verse 1 Tried a new diet, it was all the rage, Started feeling good, turning a new page. But then the cravings hit, oh boy, oh dear, Now I'm eating everything, far and near! Chorus Lose weight, they said, it'll be so fun, But I'm bigger and bigger, look what I've done! From salads to burgers, I'm on a spree, This weight loss journey's a comedy. ohhhhhhoooooohhhooo Verse 2 Gym membership bought, I was ready to sweat, But now I'm on the couch, and my clothes are a threat. Treadmill's a hanger, and weights gather dust, My fitness routine? Well, it's a bust! Chorus Lose weight, they said, it'll be so fun, But I'm bigger and bigger, look what I've done! From salads to burgers, I'm on a spree, This weight loss journey's a comedy. Bridge Counting calories? Nah, lost track, I’m snacking away, never looking back. Fitness apps say "Hey, time to move!" But I'm in the kitchen, finding my groove. ohhhhhhoooooohhhooo Verse 3 Dreams of slim jeans, but they're out of sight, As I munch on cookies, into the night. Friends say "You can do it, stay on track!" But this love for food, I can’t hold back. Chorus Lose weight, they said, it'll be so fun, But I'm bigger and bigger, look what I've done! From salads to burgers, I'm on a spree, This weight loss journey's a comedy. (synth-Solo) Outro So here I am, with my extra pounds, Laughing at diets, breaking all bounds. Life's too short to stress and fret, I'll find my balance, just not quite yet!