Lost in Translation

[Verse] Well, I'm a farmer from a small-town plot, Used to rollin' in my pick-up, workin' the crops. But I packed my bags for a world tour spree, Lookin' for adventure across the sea. [Verse 2] First stop was Paris, I heard it’s the place, But they laughed at my boots and my bolo lace. Tried to order some fries, got somethin' with snails, I’m a fish outta water, city life never fails. [Chorus] I'm lost in translation, so far from home, In these foreign lands where the cows don't roam. From Tokyo’s lights to the outback streets, This small-town boy just can’t find his feet. [Verse 3] Headed down to China, thought I'd see the Wall, Ended up in a market, couldn’t read signs at all. Bought a pair of chopsticks, didn’t know what to do, Guess they don’t use sporks like we do in the U.S.A. too. [Verse 4] In Brazil they were dancing, I gave it a shot, But my two-step moves were twisted in a knot. Thought I'd find me a steak, ended up with rice, Man, I miss the farm's good ol' country life. [Chorus] I'm lost in translation, so far from home, In these foreign lands where the cows don't roam. From Cairo’s sands to London’s streets, This small-town boy just can’t find his feet.