EastCoastGuido's Cadillac Dream

[Verse] EastCoastGuido's got a shiny bald head, Runs a crew and grows green; that's how he's fed. Down in the valley, where the sun's hot and bright, You’ll find him mowing lawns ‘til the dead of night. [Verse 2] His Cadillac's parked by the curbside gleaming, With chrome so bright, it’s like you’re dreaming. He rolls the windows down in the noontime heat, Cruising the town, feeling so complete. [Chorus] EastCoastGuido in his Cadillac, Living the dream, ain't looking back. Supervising crews and growing that green, Got a lawn that’s the sharpest you’ve ever seen. [Verse 3] Six in the morning, he's out on the block, Tending to his garden, rockin’ to classic rock. Neighbors wave, and they tip their hats, They know Guido's the king of lawns and Cadillacs. [Verse 4] Every Friday night under the southern stars, He’s at the honky-tonk, pickin’ on guitars. Stories of his harvest and his Cadillac glow, In a small-town life, that's how legends grow. [Bridge] From the weed in his field to the grass on his lawn, Every inch of his life, he’s got it going on. With a sunburnt hat and a head so bare, EastCoastGuido’s got stories that he's proud to share.