Diarrhea!

[Verse] A fart, a fart is a wonderful thing Woohoo, oh yeah, it makes me sing I feel the wind blow, I hear the ducks quack All of a sudden, it's warm on my back [Chorus] DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! It's so slimy (DIARRHEA!) It's so grimy (DIARRHEA!) It's amazing, not constipating! It's so yucky (DIARRHEA!) I'm so lucky (DIARRHEA!) It's outrageous, maybe contagious DIARRHEA! [Verse] Hey, hey momma, take a look at this mess Uh oh, uh oh, there's brown on my dress Looks like the washer will be doing overtime Trying to clean all this chocolate grime [Chorus] DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! It's so slimy (DIARRHEA!) It's so grimy (DIARRHEA!) It's amazing, not constipating! It's so yucky (DIARRHEA!) I'm so lucky (DIARRHEA!) It's outrageous, maybe contagious DIARRHEA! [Bridge] Momma, don’t blame me, this is all your fault For making me eat those beans with no salt [Chorus] DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! EWW DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! It's so slimy (DIARRHEA!) It's so grimy (DIARRHEA!) It's amazing, not constipating! It's so yucky (DIARRHEA!) I'm so lucky (DIARRHEA!) It's outrageous, maybe contagious DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! [Bridge] Momma, don’t blame me, this is all your fault For making me eat those beans with no salt [Chorus] DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! EWW DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! It's so slimy (DIARRHEA!) It's so grimy (DIARRHEA!) It's amazing, not constipating! It's so yucky (DIARRHEA!) I'm so lucky (DIARRHEA!) It's outrageous, maybe contagious DIARRHEA!