Damn Dishes

(Intro) (Interlude) (Verse 1) The worst part about eating dinner Makes my water company a winner Filling my sink, for the dishes that stink. God, I need a shot of whiskey to drink. (Chorus) They pile up, the mountain high. Around me the soap bubbles fly. For a washing this gross I might need to grab my garden hose (Verse 2) Soap it up baby, soap it up. Clean them dishes like my truck I wipe my brow, I wipe my glass Taking extra care with my whiskey glass (Verse 3) I clean my plate, I clean my pan. Washing dishes like noone can. Stack em high in their cabinet Hard working making you sweat (Verse 4) Halfway done, we're getting close Putting everything where it goes "You're almost done" my girl spoke "Nothing better than a towel soaked" (Chorus) They pile up, the mountain high. Around me the soap bubbles fly. For a washing this gross I might need to grab my garden hose (Verse 5) We're almost done, dishes through Almost bit off more than I can chew Sun's real low, time goes slow. Don't matter cause thats the way it goes. (pre-outro) Dishes done, relaxing now Grabbing a beer for on the couch Mamma sure ain't raise no slouch. (Outro)