South park lied to me

[Verse] I walked into the Apple Store with excitement in my eyes Ready to meet the geniuses they boast about, oh what a surprise (surprise) But when I looked around, all I saw were regular Joes No council of geniuses, just a bunch of tech bros [Verse 2] South Park had me fooled with their hilarious tale The genius bar, the robes, and the epic mail (they lied, they lied) But here I am, surrounded by clueless folks instead Feeling like I've walked into a sitcom skit instead (oh, no) [Chorus] Oh, the Apple Store let me down, it's just a facade No council of geniuses, oh it's so odd (so odd) But hey, I still love the products they create Even if the genius bar isn't so great [Verse] I walked in with a smile Ready to explore But little did I know I'd be in for much more (much more) I needed some help with my MacBook Pro But the Genius Bar was movin' awfully slow [Verse 2] The employees were nice Dressed in their blue shirts But when it came to knowledge They were missin' the works Said they couldn't fix it Had to send it away But hey I still love Apple What more can I say? [Chorus] Oh The Apple Store let me down It's just a facade No council of geniuses Oh it's so odd (so odd) But hey I still love the products they create Even if the genius bar isn't so great