Luna's Ruckus

Well, Luna's the cat with the strangest trait (Luna, yeah) Addicted to plastic, she can't escape, ha She licks every bag like it's her best friend But don't you dare trust her, she'll bite in the end Goes toe-to-toe with the cat Peanut, wow Fluff's flying high, it's a real cat bout, yep She's got a thing for the greens, it's quite bizarre (those plants, mhm) Chompin' on a fern, nommin' near and far Aloe and roses, they ain't safe no more (nope, they ain't) As Luna's chowin' down, she's at full-on war (watch out now) That sweet facade can switch up in a flash (just like that) One moment purring, next she'll dart and dash Emmy steps in, with a bark and a spin (Emmy to the rescue) She's keeping the peace, in her doggy grin, oh yeah But Luna's got sass, she won't back down (no way, no how) Tail in the air, she owns this town She'll prowl the counter, a stealthy move (on the hunt) Every crinkly wrapper, she's gotta approve (that's right) Emmy's barking up a storm to calm the scene (settle down, y'all) But Luna's in a stance, fierce and lean (mighty Luna) Don't you underestimate her climb Scaling curtains in record time (faster than lightnin') She's a feline queen in a plastic wonderland (her kingdom) Every rustle, every crinkle, she's got planned (strategy) There she goes with a bag in sight (Luna attacks!) Nose to the ground, snackin' through the night, ha ha She pretends she's sweet, a little moonbeam (so innocent) You reach out to pet, she's a scratchin' machine [Verse 3] Lurking in shadows with her eyes aglow (look at her go) Not just plastics, oh no, she runs the show