Why Did God Make the Leaf Blower?

[Verse] Down in the morning, hear that awful whine, Neighbor's out early, at the crack of sunshine, Leaves are a-flyin', but they never seem to go, Why did God make the leaf blower? I just don't know. [Verse 2] Old man Jenkins, he's at it every day, Swears it's his passion, come what may, With a broom or a rake, we’d be done in no time, But there's that leaf blower, and it's always cryin'. [Chorus] Why did God make the leaf blower? Can't He hear it roarin' when I try to sleep? All it does is shift the leaves over, Can't we find a way to make it cease? [Verse 3] Kids in the backyard, wanting to play, But that darn machine drives ‘em all away, Birds on the wire, scattering in fear, Why did God make the leaf blower, wish He'd made it clear. [Verse 4] Autumn comes around, colors bright and bold, Makes a peaceful scene, bitter and cold, But that engine buzz, ain't no solace to find, Leaves never collected, just pushed behind. [Bridge] Let’s get back to basics, take it slow, Workin' with our hands, ain't that how we grow? Sweat on our brows, and a job well done, Leave the leaf blowers, underneath the sun.