What A Joker

[Verse 1] Well, Satan’s got a job that’s truly quite absurd, Tryin' to tempt the faithful with his pitchfork and his word, He’s got his little minions, all dressed in red and black, But with his track record, he’s just a cosmic hack. [Chorus] Oh, Satan, what a joker, with his plans so outta whack, Tryin' to lead us astray, but he’s the one off track, With his flaming little pitchfork and his devilish grin, He’s the punchline of the joke, and that’s where we begin. [Verse 2] He’s like that one guy at the party who’s always tryin' to show, With his cheesy pick-up lines and his pants about to blow, Satan’s the master of disasters, can’t you see the trend? He’s a bumbling fool, and that’s the way it’ll end. [Chorus] Oh, Satan, what a joker, with his plans so outta whack, Tryin' to lead us astray, but he’s the one off track, With his flaming little pitchfork and his devilish grin, He’s the punchline of the joke, and that’s where we begin. [Bridge] He’s got a marketing degree from the school of failed schemes, Sellin' ice to Eskimos and chasin' phantom dreams, When it comes to temptin’ folks, he’s a real piece of work, But we know he’s just a joker in the cosmic dirt. [Chorus] Oh, Satan, what a joker, with his plans so outta whack, Tryin' to lead us astray, but he’s the one off track, With his flaming little pitchfork and his devilish grin, He’s the punchline of the joke, and that’s where we begin. [Outro] So next time he shows up with his tricks and his sneer, Just laugh in his face, give a hearty cheer, For Satan’s mission’s foolish, just a cosmic jest, And with God’s love around us, we’re truly blessed.