Don Parmesan's Reign

[Chorus] Too much pasta (pasta) Got me locked down, now I can't roam Behind these bars in penne-tentiary, it's my home [Verse] It was all jokes in the noodle booth When I slurped that fettuccine, uncouth Judge slammed the gavel, said I should've known I crossed that line Call it carbicide, now I'm doin' penne time In the pennetentiary, yeah, they call him the Don His name is Parmesan, and his game is beyond In the cell, he schooled me, said 'Here's what you need: To slice through spaghetti, you must take the lead' So I learned the art, of the pasta blade The noodle godfather, his wisdom never fades I mastered the sword, in the kitchen we'd duel Chopping up tagliatelle, man, that's the rule [Bridge] And then one eve, marinara tides rose Inmates stirring, the tension, it grows Ricotta rockets, meatballs in flight The great penne riot rocked the night [Verse 2] But in the sauce-slick chaos, I kept my cool Sworn in with a cheese grater, I made the rules With the wisdom of Don, my swordsmanship acclaimed I climbed the ranks, and Warden became [Chorus] Ruling the pasta (pasta) My sauce reigns supreme, yeah, I'm in command