Pocket Protector Man

[Verse] Born in chaos out of office night Fighting demons under fluorescent light Pocket Protector Man ain’t no suit Armored in pens and paper shoot [Verse 2] No keyboard cowboy he’s old school cool Ruler and slide rule are his only tools Stapler in hand like a justice rod In cubicle jungle he plays the god [Chorus] Pocket Protector Man save the day In a sea of white collars and corporate decay No spreadsheet gremlin can stand his might Vigilante of the office fight [Verse 3] He bends the paperclip bars of doom Files the edges of eternal gloom Binder clips snap at his command Spreadsheet monsters tremble in his land [Bridge] No cape but pockets full of might Graph paper shields him from office blight Bureaucratic warriors can't compete With the stapler-powered hero of this beat [Chorus] Pocket Protector Man save the day In a sea of white collars and corporate decay No spreadsheet gremlin can stand his might Vigilante of the office fight [Outro] [Fade to End]