Oscar and Percy’s road trip

**(Verse 1)** Oscar and Percy, they hit the road, Heading up to see the cousins, what a heavy load. But the journey’s long, and the car’s so tight, Percy’s got a problem, it’s gonna be a stinky night! **(Chorus)** Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green, Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen. Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day, This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way! **(Verse 2)** Percy’s blowin’ raspberries from his mouth so wide, Making noises from both ends, it’s a bumpy ride. Oscar’s fed up, he’s had enough of the stink, But they’re still on the road, got no time to think! **(Chorus)** Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green, Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen. Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day, This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way! **(Bridge)** Floyd’s honkin’ at the ladies, winkin’ at the men, Oscar’s counting down, to when this trip will end. Hayley’s on repeat, scolding like a song, And Percy’s just laughin’, fartin’ all day long! **(Chorus)** Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green, Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen. Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day, This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way! **(Outro)** Finally, they arrive, the journey’s at its end, But Oscar’s got a surprise, he’s got a trick to send. He leaves a little gift on the car seat too, And poor ol’ Percy takes the blame for the poo! **(Final Chorus)** Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green, Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen. Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day, This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way! This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!