Lyrics
**(Verse 1)**
Oscar and Percy, they hit the road,
Heading up to see the cousins, what a heavy load.
But the journey’s long, and the car’s so tight,
Percy’s got a problem, it’s gonna be a stinky night!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green,
Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen.
Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day,
This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!
**(Verse 2)**
Percy’s blowin’ raspberries from his mouth so wide,
Making noises from both ends, it’s a bumpy ride.
Oscar’s fed up, he’s had enough of the stink,
But they’re still on the road, got no time to think!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green,
Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen.
Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day,
This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!
**(Bridge)**
Floyd’s honkin’ at the ladies, winkin’ at the men,
Oscar’s counting down, to when this trip will end.
Hayley’s on repeat, scolding like a song,
And Percy’s just laughin’, fartin’ all day long!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green,
Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen.
Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day,
This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!
**(Outro)**
Finally, they arrive, the journey’s at its end,
But Oscar’s got a surprise, he’s got a trick to send.
He leaves a little gift on the car seat too,
And poor ol’ Percy takes the blame for the poo!
**(Final Chorus)**
Oh, Percy’s fartin’, Oscar’s turnin’ green,
Hayley’s scolding Oscar, for reasons unseen.
Floyd’s tootin’ and flirtin’ as they drive all day,
This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!
This road trip’s gone crazy, in a very funny way!
