Secret Splash

[Verse] Dr. Jones with his degrees But he’s hooked on Tide to please Spending cash on secret thrills Hiding stains in Tide refills [Chorus] Keep it clean keep it tight With a pen oh what a sight Mother don’t you find out Why he's running all about [Verse 2] Pretend doctor’s got it all Pen in hand but not to scrawl Clown mascots give a fright Drinks a pen on moonlit nights [Chorus] Keep it clean keep it tight With a pen oh what a sight Mother don’t you find out Why he's running all about [Bridge] Mascot horror in his dreams Tide pens in his bloodstream Acting normal in the day But by night he slips away [Verse 3] Momma thinks he’s picture-perfect Hiding secrets making misstep Can’t keep hiding what he loves Mascot shocks and tide above