Connie the vacuum cleaner

**(Verse 1)** Connie's rolling 'round the house, cleaning every day, Dodging all the little toys that lie in her way. She can climb a tiny step, she's a real smart machine, But doing a kickflip? That's just a dream. **(Chorus)** Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen, Cleaning up the mess, keeping everything pristine. Hope she never hits the poop, that would be obscene, Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen. **(Verse 2)** She’s got sensors all around, avoiding every chair, But when it comes to kickflips, she just can't compare. She’s a master of the floor, with her whirling brush, But the thought of doggy doo makes us all hush. **(Chorus)** Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen, Cleaning up the mess, keeping everything pristine. Hope she never hits the poop, that would be obscene, Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen. **(Bridge)** She’s our little helper, always on the go, Through the kitchen, down the hall, she’s putting on a show. But if she finds a nasty pile, oh what a scene, She’ll spread it everywhere, making everything unclean. **(Chorus)** Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen, Cleaning up the mess, keeping everything pristine. Hope she never hits the poop, that would be obscene, Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen. **(Outro)** So here’s to Connie, our trusty cleaning bot, She’s got her quirks, but we love her a lot. Just keep the floors poop-free, and she’ll shine and gleam, Connie, Connie, the robot vacuum queen.