The Penguins Are Trying to Erase History

Verse 1: Waddling through the corridors of time, Penguins from beyond, on a mission prime, Ancient pharaohs replaced with beaks and wings, Medieval knights now dance and sing. Chorus: March of the penguins, through history’s fray, Feathers of chaos, in their wake they lay, Emperors, kings, and presidents too, All replaced by penguin crew. Verse 2: From icy realms of distant stars, They’ve journeyed far, through Venus and Mars, Now on Earth, their prank’s unfurled, Changing fate throughout the world. Chorus: March of the penguins, through history’s fray, Feathers of chaos, in their wake they lay, Emperors, kings, and presidents too, All replaced by penguin crew. Bridge: In the halls of power, they squawk and preen, Penguins in suits, ruling supreme, From ancient times to future’s call, Time-traveling penguins conquer all. Solo: Verse 3: Through wars and peace, they flip and slide, In the tides of time, their antics glide, From the Big Bang to the end of days, Penguins rewrite history’s maze. Chorus: March of the penguins, through history’s fray, Feathers of chaos, in their wake they lay, Emperors, kings, and presidents too, All replaced by penguin crew. Outro: In the annals of time, their legend’s told, Penguins of time, brave and bold, Through the ages, their mark will stay, In history’s books, forever they’ll play.