The Common Throne

Oh-oh-oh, it's a function that's bound, with equality it's crowned [Duke of Bowel] In the lavatories grand or behind a tree so bare [The Royal Botanist] Not a soul can pretend that they're too fine or rare [Duke of Bowel and Botanist] Uhh-uh-oh [Squire Stool] It's a shared human trait, it's our common estate [The Minstrels amidst melody Every folk, every crowd [Timmy Tummy] Even kings have to heed nature's call [Queen Digestia] Royal thrones are for more than just ruling [Timmy and Digestia] Ohhh-oh-oh [Timmy Tummy] It's a tale that's surely not appalling [the Chorus of Commoners] [Timmy Tummy] From the pauper to the prince on the castle walls [Queen Digestia] Every meal enjoyed, it must make its fall [Timmy and Digestia] Ah-ah-ah [The Chorus of Commoners] Through the kingdom, this truth rings true and all-encompassing [Timmy Tummy] Everybody poops, it's nature's egalitarian calling [All] Oh-oh-oh, nobody's excluded, we all follow the call [King Lavatory] In the grandest halls or in the open air [The Royal Advisors] Even the mightiest cannot their nature spare [King Lavatory and Advisors] Uhh-uh-oh [Lady Loo] It's a cycle that's both humbling and enthralling [The Jesters juggling rolls] From the jester to the judicious advisor [The Cooks in the kitchen] Every stew and cake has a sure finaliser everybody poops