Jay Bee

(Verse 1) In Welver Town, where the wheat fields sway, There's a boy named Jan, ain't your typical cliché. Takes up two benches in the church, got a hefty frame, Eatin' more than his share, he's got an appetite to tame. (Chorus) Jan's the big boy in the small town game, Eats more than a horse, but he's just the same, Ain't nothin' but love for the boy named Jan, But when he's in your pew, you'll wish you ran. (Verse 2) He's a jolly ol' fellow, with a heart of gold, But cross him wrong, and he'll leave you cold. Takin' up space with his laughter and cheer, But don't you dare mess with him, that much is clear. (Chorus) Jan's the big boy in the small town game, Eats more than a horse, but he's just the same, Ain't nothin' but love for the boy named Jan, But when he's in your pew, you'll wish you ran. (Bridge) Now, he may seem like trouble, playin' with pipes, But underneath it all, he's just seeking some light. Got a knack for mischief, that's plain to see, But Jan's just Jan, wild and free. (Verse 3) From the church to the streets, he's known far and wide, With a belly full of dreams and a heart full of pride. Sure, he may hog the pews and play with the pipes, But mess with Jan, and you'll pay the price. (Chorus) Jan's the big boy in the small town game, Eats more than a horse, but he's just the same, Ain't nothin' but love for the boy named Jan, But when he's in your pew, you'll wish you ran. (Outro) So here's to Jan, the big boy with a grin, Eatin' up life with a hunger within. He may cause a stir, but in the end, he's true, Jan's just Jan, and there's no one quite like you.