Lactose Serenade

Cheese love (cheese love) Cheese love (cheese love) [Interlude] [Verse] Gonna take a bite of that cheddar, yea My stomach's tough, but the cheese is tougher Dairy dreams just lead to rumble But I'll keep eatin' like there's no other Feta flare (feta flare) Swiss affair (swiss affair) [Verse] Can't resist Brie, so soft and creamy It's a cheesy plot, but it's oh so dreamy Lactose laughs as I take another bite Tummy's rolling like a thunderous night Gouda's calling, can't decline (can't decline) A cheesy feast despite the sign (digestive sign) Mozzarella in the moonlight, Parmesan till morning light Even though I know my plight, that cheese just hits me right Halloumi hum (halloumi hum) Blue cheese drum (blue cheese drum) Ricotta rampage, a lactose gamble (such a gamble) Pop the Lactaid, then it's time to sample Taste buds tango, intestines tremble Cheese intoxicates, but gas they assemble Colby jack attack, it's a flatulent scene (so obscene) My love for cheese, the digestive machine (not so serene)