English Wants to marry You

(Verse 1) Oh, dear learner, can't you see? I'm more than just a fling, I'm your English spree. Swipe right on vocab, double-tap on grammar, Our love's not casual, it's not just glamour. (Chorus) I need more time, not just a chat, Let's conjugate our verbs, not leave it at that. I'm in it for life, not just a date, Marry me, dear learner, let's conjugate. (Verse 2) You ghost my idioms, ignore my texts, But I'm the language you'll need for what comes next. Don't leave me on read, or silent in your app, I'm your English, baby, not just a language gap. (Bridge) I've seen you scrolling, searching for the one, But I'm right here, where learning's fun. Commit to me, and I'll show you the world, In every phrase and sentence unfurled. (Chorus) I need more time, not just a chat, Let's conjugate our verbs, not leave it at that. I'm in it for life, not just a date, Marry me, dear learner, let's conjugate. (Verse 3) I've sent you romantic gifs, in forms you know, Teachers, apps, podcasts, TED Talks in a flow. Yet you seem to ignore, swipe left, look away, But our union, dear learner, is here to stay. (Verse 4) I dream of the day you'll say "I do," Together we'll travel, just me and you. To places unseen, meet folks with tales, Our language bond, it never fails. (Verse 3) I've sent you romantic gifs, in forms you know, Teachers, apps, podcasts, TED Talks in a flow. Yet you seem to ignore, swipe left, look away, But our union, dear learner, is here to stay. (Verse 4) I dream of the day you'll say "I do," Together we'll travel, just me and you. To places unseen, meet folks with tales, Our language bond, it never fails. (Chorus) I need more time, not just a chat, Let's conjugate our verbs, not leave it at that. I'm in it for life, not just a date, Marry me, dear learner, let's conjugate. (Outro) So put down the phone, let's meet face to face, In the library of love, that's our meeting place. I'm your English, so rich and true, Together there's nothing we can't do. [END]