Lyrics
(Intro)
[Verse 1]
In a laundry room, under neon lights,
Nic stands alone, facing his fight.
His favorite pair, now caught in despair,
A stain on his underwear, it just isn't fair.
[Pre-Chorus]
He tries once, he tries twice,
Detergent and bleach, his only allies.
But the stain, it remains,
In his battle against these chains.
[Chorus]
Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage,
Fighting a battle, on a domestic stage.
His heart screams, under the moon's beams,
"Why can't I get these damn things clean?"
[Verse 2]
The machines whirl, a defiant symphony,
Nic’s hopes and dreams, spinning in harmony.
But as the cycle ends, he's filled with dread,
The stain still there, mocking, unfed.
[Chorus]
Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage,
Fighting a battle, on a domestic stage.
His heart screams, under the moon's beams,
"Why can't I get these damn things clean?"
[Verse 2]
The machines whirl, a defiant symphony,
Nic’s hopes and dreams, spinning in harmony.
But as the cycle ends, he's filled with dread,
The stain still there, mocking, unfed.
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s a hero, a star, but this battle’s far,
More challenging than any movie by far.
He’s on his knees, begging please,
To the laundry gods, he concedes.
[Chorus]
Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage,
A war with a stain, on life’s vast stage.
His soul tears, as he swears,
Lost in his laundry nightmares.
[Breakdown]
But warriors fight, through the darkest night,
Nic won’t give up, he’ll continue the fight.
For in his heart, he knows the art,
Is not in winning, but in the part.
[Chorus]
Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage,
A war with a stain, on life’s vast stage.
His soul tears, as he swears,
Lost in his laundry nightmares.
[breakdown]
"Why can't I get these damn things clean?"
"Why can't I get these damn things clean?"
"Why can't I get these damn things clean?"
"Why can't I get these damn things clean!"
National Treasure forever
