Vikings Have No Patience for Poor Service

[Verse] From the ancient lands Our ships did sail Through a mystical portal We arrive Never fail Vikings of old Transported to the present day Our battle cries shall echo As we make our way [Verse 2] We step on the shore Bewildered by what we see Modern America A place of uncertainty Locals approach us Offering a helping hand But we are warriors We need no assistance Understand? [Verse 3] We enter the stores filled with treasures untold They show us a vast harvest Abundance like legends of old But as we wait in line The fury starts to swell Hours wasted Patience lost We unleash the Viking yell Certain defeat before us But the battle is just Valhalla await us Now feel our bloodlust! Raaaaaa! Certain defeat before us But the battle is just Valhalla await us Now feel our bloodlust! Raaaaaah! [End]