Country Cousins

[Verse] Well, my cousin Joe, he married Aunt Mae That chimed the bells in a backward way In our little town, nobody seemed to mind We all just laughed and toasted moonshine [Verse 2] Uncle Bob's got a hog that's best in show But it smells so bad, won't nobody go To his farm for a picnic or fair We just wave hello from the road over there [Chorus] We’re country cousins, a barrel of fun With our family tree, twisted like it’s spun Livin' life simple down on the farm Where the love’s thick as a jar of honeyed charm [Verse 3] Granny Sue's got a rooster named Crow Thinks it's a dog, but nobody knows It barks at the mailman, scares away the crows We just give it treats and on it goes [Verse 4] There's Aunt Sally, she brews up the best corn mash But one sip too many, you might just crash Into the hay pile, sleep deep till dawn Out here, that's how we keep rollin' on [Chorus] We’re country cousins, a barrel of fun With our family tree, twisted like it’s spun Livin' life simple down on the farm Where the love’s thick as a jar of honeyed charm