Plumber's Crusade

Overflowing, swirling 'round, water's rising off the ground Desperation in this stall, frantic footsteps in the hall [Verse 5] You used to be so squeaky clean, porcelain gleaming, quite pristine Now another wave's breached your wall Reflection ripples, hear the call You'll probably see him, plunger in hand Water's rising to your shoes, this is the kind of blues That drowns out all the peace, now won't you please [Sing along] Send help on down, we've a flood in this town Sloshing 'round, in the stall hear the sound He's jogging fast, it's a race 'gainst the clock Gotta stem this tide or we're all gonna slop Mirrors mist (mirrors mist), panic twist, gotta fix this aquatic abyss Stall to stall, water sprawl, help's coming with a plumber’s call [Bridge] Watch your step, don't you slip, in this porcelain apocalypse Grab a mop, brace the tide, splashy chaos side to side [Chorus] Send that help, don't delay, 'fore this flood sweeps us away With a plunger warrior's stand, save us from the soggy land Dark clouds form, a storm's inside, our sanctuary defied Oppressive drip, forthcoming doom, panic breeds in this restroom [Verse 6] Towels thrown down in desperate plea, water’s lapping at our knees Once a throne, now overthrown, by the tide that we bemoan Waves attack (waves attack), floors we lack, every crack's now under whack In this flow, more than pee, it's the flood of the century Grab a bucket, start to bail, 'gainst this rising watery veil Doors won't hold, the flood's too bold, a stream of stories left untold [Verse 7] We stand united, boots and all, 'gainst this restroom waterfall One plumber's fight, a valiant sight, against the current with all his might He's plunging deep, relentless force, to stop the water at its source [Chorus] Quick, send help, call the crew, we're up to ankles in loo stew