Hottie Thottie with no Body

[Verse] Now you might think I'm kooky Because this tale is rather spooky But there's a haunted house reported where nasty spirits have consorted And I sauntered in devoted to catch those ghoulies and record it [Bridge] On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device And much to my surprise I saw her [Verse] She had a pale deathly pallor And I could see right through her To other girls she was eerier but really not inferior Her ectoplasmic exterior set my spine a shiver [Chorus] She was a hottie thottie with no body Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween [Verse] She floated through the parlor With a ghostly kind of glamour Her whispers in the night Filled my heart with pure delight A spectral serenade that made the darkness feel so bright [Bridge] On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device Underneath the moonlight's guise I saw her [Verse] She drifted closer, nearer Her touch, it made me shiver Though spectral in existence, our love was so persistent Her phantom-like countenance broke down all my resistance [Instrumental] [Chorus] She was a hottie thottie with no body Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween [Verse] Now every night she lingers With her cold and ghostly fingers We dance among the shadows, through the crypts and gallows In an eerie, thrilling waltz only spooky love allows [Bridge] On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device Captured in spectral paradise I saw her [Chorus] She was a hottie thottie with no body Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween [Piano solo] [Outro] So heed my tale, dear listeners Of love that's far from sinister A ghostly girl so fine, I'm forever in her unbeating heart Death will never do us apart [Fade Out]