Crazy Sausage Ranch

[Verse] Down by the bunkhouse under the moonlight, Eighteen cowboys took up a wild fight, With sausages in hand, they started their chase, Laughter echoed through this damn crazy place. [Chorus] Oh, this ranch, it’s wild as can be, Cowboys flingin' sausages, tryin’ to feed me, I’m runnin’ fast, tryin’ to escape, But they’re too quick, there's no break. [Verse 2] Through the stables and out past the barn, Dodgin’ those sausages like it's some ol' yarn, The smell of the grill as they keep throwing more, I must've made 'em mad, now there's a score. [Chorus] Oh, this ranch, it’s wild as can be, Cowboys flingin' sausages, tryin’ to feed me, I’m runnin’ fast, tryin’ to escape, But they’re too quick, there's no break. [Bridge] Out in the pasture, the cattle stand and stare, At this sausage madness, happening unaware, Even ol' Sheriff Joe can't help but laugh, This crazy ranch just keeps making me gasp. [Verse 3] Closest to sunrise, I finally found a place, To hide away from this sausage-throwing race, But those cowboys, they ain't givin' up soon, They'll be back at sunset, under the same ol’ moon.