r/simpularity

[verse] Is there a harmless habit you find yourself doing when alone, that might be considered odd if someone witnessed it? For me, I enjoy cooking and I would say I’m quite good at it. I take care of the cooking in the house and I’m happy to spend hours making the perfect Bolognese or stew. [chorus] But when I’m cooking and I’m home alone, I like to narrate what I’m doing, aloud, (aloud) as if I’m hosting a cooking show. From describing the utensils I’m using, to getting enthusiastic about the development of smells. [bridge] I have no idea what my wife would say if she walked in whilst I’m mid-presentation to absolutely no one other than myself.