Phantom Paycheck

!!!!If you haven’t received the bonus yet, please help me like this song.!!!!! [instrumental intro] [Verse 1 - Rap] Payday's here, but my wallet's light Somethin' ain't addin' up right Checked my account, it's lookin' kinda slim Where's my bonus? This ain't no win [Pre-Chorus - Sung] I've been working hard, day and night Burnin' midnight oil, ain't that right? But when I look, there's nothin' to see Where's that cash that's meant for me? [Chorus - Sung with shouted backing vocals] Where's my money? (WHERE'S MY MONEY?) It's driving me crazy! (CRAZY!) Promised land of green, where have you gone? This paycheck's looking mighty wrong! [Verse 2 - Rap] Spreadsheets, deadlines, overtime too Gave it my all, now where's my due? Boss man's smilin', but I ain't laughin' My bank account's in need of fattenin' [Pre-Chorus - Sung] Commitments piling, bills to pay But my rewards have gone astray Searching high and low, can't comprehend Where's that bonus 'round the bend? [Chorus - Sung with shouted backing vocals] Where's my money? (WHERE'S MY MONEY?) It's driving me crazy! (CRAZY!) Promised land of green, where have you gone? This paycheck's looking mighty wrong! [Bridge - Aggressive spoken word] Sweat and toil, blood and tears Gave this job my golden years Now I'm left here wondering why My bonus seems to say goodbye [Guitar Solo] [Breakdown - Rap with heavy instrumentation] Checks and balances, all out of whack Feeling like I'm under attack By invisible forces stealing my gain This financial puzzle's driving me insane! [Chorus - Sung with shouted backing vocals] Where's my money? (WHERE'S MY MONEY?) It's driving me crazy! (CRAZY!) Promised land of green, where have you gone? This paycheck's looking mighty wrong! [Outro - Spoken with fading music] Seriously though, has anyone seen my bonus? I swear it was here a minute ago... [End]