Ain't Nothing Sadder

[Intro] Verse 1: Woke up this morning, feeling kinda blue, Had a little problem, didn’t know what to do, Checked my reflection, saw a little splatter, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. Chorus: Ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder, Drip, drip, drop, it’s a pitter-patter, Trying to hold on, but it doesn’t matter, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. Verse 2: Went to the store, tried to keep it cool, But every step I took, felt like a fool, Saw a little puddle, right there on the floor, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder, for sure. Chorus: Ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder, Drip, drip, drop, it’s a pitter-patter, Trying to hold on, but it doesn’t matter, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. Bridge: Tried to laugh it off, with a little grin, But deep down inside, I was crying within, Oh, the struggle’s real, it’s a daily fight, To keep it all together, morning, noon, and night. Verse 3: Went to the doctor, hoping for a cure, But all he said was, “You gotta endure,” Gave me some advice, and a little chatter, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. Chorus: Ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder, Drip, drip, drop, it’s a pitter-patter, Trying to hold on, but it doesn’t matter, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. Outro: So if you see me walking, with a little sway, Just know I’m trying to make it through the day, With a smile on my face, and a heart that’s gladder, Oh, ain’t nothing sadder than a leaky bladder. [Outro]