My Rhymes are so Loquacious.

(Verse 1) I’m the king of the rhythm, call me the rhyme czar, Got a thesaurus in hand, yeah, I’m goin’ far. I’m a poet of prose, a raconteur of diction, Droppin’ words like "felicity" with no real conviction. (Chorus) I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine, Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean? My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme, But half the time, I don’t know what they mean! (Verse 2) Yo, I’m oscillatin’ lyrics like a pendulum swing, Throwin’ in "onomatopoeia" just to make it sting. I’m like a wordsmith wizard, castin’ linguistic spells, But I’m just sayin’ stuff that doesn’t ring any bells. (Chorus) I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine, Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean? My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme, But half the time, I don’t know what they mean! (Bridge) I’m precipitatin’ verses like cumulonimbus, Droppin’ "sesquipedalian" just to sound prestigious. I’m an erudite master, with no comprehension, Mixin’ metaphors so bad, I need an intervention. (Verse 3) I’m verisimilitude incarnate, with a proclivity for rhymes, Throwin’ random syllables like I’m outta my mind. I’m so loquacious, I’m bodacious, but man, let’s be real, Even I don’t get what’s the deal with this spiel. (Chorus) I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine, Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean? My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme, But half the time, I don’t know what they mean! (Outro) So take a lesson from me, with my loquacious wordplay, Sometimes less is more, that’s all I gotta say. But if you wanna rap bad, just follow my lead, Grab a thesaurus and rhyme, that’s all you need!