Landmines in Love

[Verse 1]
Oh, here we go, it's that look in her eyes,
She twirls her dress, my heart sinks like it's ice.
"Does this make me look fat?" she asks with a pout,
I could tell the truth, but I'd surely get knocked out. [Chorus]
In the minefield of love, better watch where you step,
There are questions to dodge if you're gonna keep your rep.
Say "You're beautiful, babe," with a confident flair,
Anything else, and you're gasping for air. [Verse 2]
High heels in her hand, she’s limping in pain,
"Are they comfy?" she asks, as I search my brain.
"Well, they look like a dream," is my tactical play,
Cause "You look off balance," might end my day. [Bridge]
Earrings, like saucers, hanging so low,
"Are they too much?" she wants to know.
"Absolutely not, they're just your style,"
Say anything else, you're on trial. [Chorus]
In the minefield of love, better watch where you step,
There are questions to dodge if you're gonna keep your rep.
Say "You're beautiful, babe," with a confident flair,
Anything else, and you're gasping for air. [Verse 3]
A nose ring in sight, she’s thinking it through,
"Would it fit me?" Oh, what do I do?
"Just be yourself, that’s better by far,"
Steer clear of "You won’t fit in," or you’ll bear the scar. [Outro]
So here's my advice, my friends, stay keen,
Love's full of traps, if you know what I mean.
Keep your answers sweet, keep them light and fun,
Or you'll find yourself single, back to square one!