The Healer's Shanty

[Intro] Yo-Ho Yo-Ho a doctor’s life for me. Yo-ho yo-ho a doctor’s for me. Code Blue! (Verse 1) Dr. Perez walks in, hair perfectly styled, He's the McDreamy doc, got the award with a smile. Emergency medicine's his game, high maintenance is his fame, Intubating meth heads, curing cancer, mending bones, it’s all in a days gain! (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Verse 2) His stroke checklist, it's longer than long, Sterilized gloves and his stethoscope, strong. Meth addicts go wild, but he's calm as can be, With Dr. Perez around, there's no emergency he can't seen. (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Bridge) From the chaos of the ER to the quiet of the night, Dr. Perez shines bright, his skills taking flight. With a flick of his hair and a steady hand, He's the hero of the hour, in this crazy land. (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Verse) Giving septic patients antibiotics faster than fast. Dr. Perez repairs femurs without a cast. Curing arrhythmias with a touch of his hands. Making rhythmic beats without a band. Ketamine for all, it puts them to sleep. Because it’s time for Dr. Perez to eat. (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Outro) So here's to Dr. Perez, the McDreamy of the ER scene, With his high maintenance ways and his hair always clean. Saving lives left and right, he's the hero we need, Dr. Perez, the doc with the perfect hair indeed!