Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I woke up this morning with a feeling
That something was just not right
Tried to get in the mood but I'm reeling
'Cause my love gun's out of sight
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Verse 2)
I used to rock the stage under the lights
Now I'm struggling just to stand
Every time I try to play my guitar
It feels like it's out of my hand
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Bridge)
Doctor, doctor, can you give me a pill
To make my mojo rise again
I miss the thrill of performing on stage
Now it's all gone down the drain
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Outro)
I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change
Maybe one day I'll find my groove
But until then, I'll just sing my pain
With these flaccid melodies I'll move
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Verse)
I used to rock the stage under the lights
Now I'm struggling just to stand
Every time I try to play my guitar
It feels like it's out of my hand
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Bridge)
Doctor, doctor, can you give me a pill
To make my mojo rise again
I miss the thrill of performing on stage
Now it's all gone down the drain
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Outro)
I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change
Maybe one day I'll find my groove
But until then, I'll just sing my pain
With these flaccid melodies I'll move
(Verse 3)
Lookin' back to the days, I was on fire
Crowds would scream my name, fueled my desire
Now I'm searchin' for that fighter within
To reignite the spark, to play and to win
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Flaccid heartbeats, can't rise to the occasion
My thoughts are racing, stuck in this situation
I'm searching for a cure, a way to find salvation
From these flaccid heartbeats, causing me this agitation
And find the strength within myself to find true satisfaction.
(Chorus)
Oh, flaccid melodies in my head
Can't get it up, my spirit's dead
Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me
Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be?
(Outro)
I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change
Maybe one day I'll find my groove
But until then, I'll just sing my pain
With these flaccid melodies I'll move
