No Crotch Goblins For Me

[Verse] Woke up this morning saw a kid on TV Thought to myself nah not for me I like my sleep I love my peace No little hands no sticky seats [Verse 2] My house is clean my world has quiet No dirty diapers or midnight riots I like my stuff just where it's at No tiny fingers or baby brat [Chorus] No crotch goblins for me I like my life wild and free No crying screaming all night long I just want to dance this damn song [Bridge] Dancing around with all my friends No snotty tissues no baby trends Just me my music and my time Living my life feeling fine [Verse 3] Babies are cute but they ain't for me I'd rather spend my time on the sea Drinking cocktails on a sunny beach No kiddos here they’re out of reach [Chorus] No crotch goblins for me I like my life wild and free No crying screaming all night long I just want to dance to this damn song