Package

[Verse 1] I ordered online, it was a piece of cake, Sat on my couch, just waiting for the package to take. Checked my phone every five minutes or so, Excitement building up, couldn't wait to go! [Verse 2] But then I got a text, oh what a blow! "Sorry you weren't home," it said, "we had to go!" But wait a minute, I was here, don't you see? Oh delivery guy, you missed out on me! [Verse 3] I left a note, right on the door, "Dear delivery person, I'm here, I implore!" But they just ignored it, went on their way, Leaving me frustrated, what can I say? [Verse 4] Oh, sorry you weren't home, the text did say, But I was here all along, waiting the whole day! Next time, delivery guy, please just ring the bell, I promise you won't hear me yell! (Bridge) Now I'm stuck here, waiting for tomorrow, Hoping the delivery guy will end my sorrow. I'll be here, ready and waiting to receive, Please, oh please, don't make me grieve! [Verse 5] Oh, sorry you weren't home, they might text again, But I'll be here waiting, just like back then. So delivery person, please, this time find me, And we'll live happily ever after, just you and me! [instrumental outro]