Don't Drink from the Carton!

[Intro:] [Ukulele plays a lively, bouncy melody] [Verse 1:] [All sang with british accent] Oh, the milk in the fridge is so creamy and white, But beware, my friend, of the sneaky midnight bite, When the carton calls out with a tempting delight, It's a slippery slope, and it’s just not polite. [Chorus:] Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no, There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know, With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show, So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow. [Instrumental Break:] [Ukulele plays a lively, bouncy melody] [Verse 2:] Last night my brother took a secretive sip, Left his lips' DNA all over the tip, And now I fear there's a bacterial trip, Brewing inside, it's a hygiene slip. [Chorus:] Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no, There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know, With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show, So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow. [Instrumental Break:] [Ukulele plays another playful tune] [Bridge:Continued] Imagine the crumbs from a cookie or two, Floating around like a gross milk fondue, With a swirl of saliva, a touch of cold flu, It's a cocktail of ick, and it’s waiting for you. [Instrumental melody] [Verse 3:] Your cat might take a lap when you're not around, Or worse, that old roommate who’s kinda unsound, It’s a milk carton party where germs do abound, So heed this advice, make it safe and profound. [Chorus:] Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no, There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know, With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show, So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow. [Outro:] So next time you’re thirsty, just give it a pass, Reach for a tumbler, a mug, or a glass, Keep your milk pure, don’t let hygiene lapse, Say no to the carton, and cheers to class! [Instrumental melody fade out]