Slow day (at tate)

Someone is smoking in the terrace (They're just pushing the limit aren't they?) like they’re in a 1950s film. (I’d rather watch paint dry.) I’d pay good money to see that. (Or count the tiles on the floor.) That could be a whole performance (Professional tile counting) You'd make a killing (Or at least enough for coffee.) Speaking of coffee, you think the machine will ever get restocked? (I’m starting to hallucinate coffee beans.) I saw a documentary about Monkey spit coffee (like they chewed and spit them out?) Yeah, it was surprisingly interesting. (I bet.) I am cutting down on caffeine lately though (I'd rather drink tea, to be honest.) Oh, the humanity. (same addiction different drinks) But seriously, tea is underrated. (You’re telling me.) I once tried to grow a tea plant. (No way.) It died. (Of course it did.) I told my roommate it would happen. (Classic.) So, what do you think about the new show? (Haven’t seen it.) It’s like a car crash you can’t look away from. (Sounds riveting.) I’m being sarcastic. (I know.) Can you imagine being on a reality show? (I’d rather eat worms.) strong statement. (I stand by it.) I heard the director got a lizard. (Perfect. Let’s see how far that goes.) Can’t wait. (This is our masterpiece.) Absolutely. (History in the making.) You bet. (So, when do we win a Turner Prize?) Or at least a free coffee. (That’s more realistic.) Let’s hope so. (We should write a book.) Or a screenplay. (A silent film.) Perfect. (No words needed.) Just facial expressions and dramatic pauses. (We could be famous.) Or at least mildly recognised. (That’s a start.) I’m hungry. (Me too.) Want to get a bento? (Absolutely.) Let’s do this.